Ryno

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What are three things we need to know about you?

1. I’m an old hippie at heart
2. I have a 3 ounce solid silver skull ring that could choke an elephant
3. I can’t live without my iPhone

What do you hate?

GERMS!!! What do I love? Soap!!!

What were you like as a child?

Well, as a second grader while entertaining the class as the teacher took kids to the bus I came marching out of the bathroom with my feet kicking high and kicked my shoe off. The rest of my classmates thought it was damn funny….real funny when my shoe flew into the low hanging 70’s style light and got stuck there. That about sums it up.

What is the worst job you ever had?

I used to clean the buffing machines at the old Oneida Limited. Just. Awful.

Who would play you in a movie?

Chuck Norris Why? Because, like me, Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

What’s one thing you cannot go a day without?

The love of my dogs, LuLu and Rocco. Don’t judge me.

If you were a famous artist, what would be on your backstage tour rider?

7 mixed sub sandwiches cut into 16th’s. An equal number of red and green grapes pitted and de-stemmed. 3 people of foreign born ancestry to either fan me or wipe me down when needed…without making eye contact.

What’s waiting for you on your DVR?

HardCore Pawn, Dog The Bounty Hunter and a bunch of old Simpsons episodes

If you could have a room full of anything, what would it be?

Velvet. Everything either made of or draped in velvet.

If you could stage the ultimate tour of any band (living or dead) who would it involve?

The Beatles and Led Zeppelin